Oh, Jesus Christ. Don't you fucking dare. Asking specific questions to gather intelligence and to understand the customers needs. I heard some stupid shit. I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! This Martin Scorsese hit film stars Leonardo Dicaprio, Jonah Hill and Margot Robbie in lead roles. Im not like, gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? Pick up the phone and start dialing! Is there an apology message on the machine?" It's not like that. Error rating book. The Wolf of Wall Street is one of the most iconic films of the 21st century Credit: Alamy.
75 Best The Wolf of Wall Street Quotes from the Iconic Movie And you got the beautiful girls there. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: I'm sure we'll be seeing each other real soon. * And I had skipped the tingle phase and jumped straight to the drool phase. Jordan Belfort: Mark Hanna: Let me get that right. You had to deal with the Golf Course people too! I've already talked to the lawyer. And once you do fall in lovethat obsessive sort of love, that all-consuming love, where two people cant stand to be apart from each other for even a momenthow are you supposed to let a love like that pass you by?, If you want to be rich, never give up. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Stop that sweetie, please? Jordan Belfort lived an outrageous life which ultimately caught up with him. Risk is what keeps us young, isn't it, darling? Brad, show them how it's done. I got my wife checking the messages every forty-five minutes calling the office saying.
The Wolf of Wall Street Quotes by Jordan Belfort - Goodreads Do I Do I I jerk off? Jordan Belfort: You're a sick man! [Sees a young broker cleaning his fishbowl] You snooks will now be targeting the wealthiest 1% of Americans. I haven't made love to you in so long. No, they're not retarded or anything like that Jordan Belfort: Or worse yet, I've seen this happen, implode. On new issue day? Donnie Azoff: It was a hefty sum, $5 million, and in truth it had little to do with setting them up. You gotta feed the geese to keep the blood flowing. Your hair looks good. Yeah. It's just stupid. All you have to do today is pick up that phone and speak the words that I have taught you. ~ Teresa Petrillo. Cause I cant keep track of your professions honey! Last month you were a wine connoisseur, now you're an aspiring landscape architect. BENI-FUCKING-HANA? It's not like Look. So I was a little surprised you asked Christie for my number. Yeah, no. She's a classy lady. Hold on! Once in the morning after I work out, once after lunch. Robbie Feinberg ('Pinhead'): Fun coupons! Donnie Azoff: GET OFF THE PHONE! I'm not putting words in your mouth or nothing, but you just said that everybody wants to get rich. By opting to have your ticket verified for this movie, you are allowing us to check the email address associated with your Rotten Tomatoes account against an email address associated with a Fandango ticket purchase for the same movie. In the bedroom? Naomi Lapaglia: If anyones gonna fuck my cousin, its gonna be me. By the early 1990s, while still in his 20s, Belfort founds his own firm, Stratton . I got this non-alcoholic shit Jordan Belfort: Naomi Lapaglia: Daddy's really sorry about what he said in the other room, he didn't mean any of it! He thinks you're fuckin' Gordon Gekko. Because at least as a rich man, when I have to face my problems, I show up in the back of a limo, wearing a $2,000 suit and a $40,000 gold fucking watch! Jordan Belfort, See those little black boxes? Except for that one time. [bursting into laughter] Think about it. Marvel Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer, Jurassic Park Movies Ranked By Tomatometer, The Most Anticipated TV & Streaming Shows of March 2023, Pokmon Detective Pikachu Sequel Finds Its Writer and Director, and More Movie News. By continuing, you agree to the Privacy Policy and
Beni fucking hanna!. Holy fucking shit Jordan Belfort: and the Fuck you! Don't fucking dare throw that fucking water at me. [pauses] Cunt, cock, asshole." It's got no no alcohol. I mean like, you married your cousin or some stupid shit. Three or four times, maybe five. When we arrived to prison, I was absolutely terrified. Nicky Koskoff: Naomi Lapaglia: Money. Stability. But before you depart this room full of winners, I want you to take a good look at the person next to you. And I choose rich every fuckin' time. That being said its the kind of movie that I can watch over and over again, especially the first 40 minutes that shows Belforts rise to riches. Jordan Belfort: Get away from the window! You're sick! [Naomi slaps Jordan and he slaps her back]. And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and Im not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. It's a joke! Yeah, like Buddhists. Jordan Belfort: By creating an account, you agree to the It's startin' to shit in the house again. Jordan Belfort: That's why all this confusion. Donnie Azoff: Holy fuck, you did just say that. , and to receive email from Rotten Tomatoes. Donnie Azoff: I've never been a fan of the bush, to be honest. Donnie Azoff: lastly it's down to the humour. You can save the fucking spotted owl with money. I still have family over there, though. I'm fucked up, Brad. In London. Nicholas the Butler: It got so bad, I had to declare the office a fuck-free zone between the hours of 9 and 7. Quotes By Jordan Belfort. Can't imagine ever not enjoying getting fucked up. The Cerebral Palsy phase. But if you can make your clients money at the same time it's advantageous to everyone, correct? What the fuck is going on out here? Does Daddy get a kiss from both of his little girls? BOOK I, inside the restaurant young Strattonites carried on their time-honored tradition of acting like packs of untamed wolves., [Aunt] Patricia smiled, and we walked in silence for a while. But we have to pretend we know. Mark Hanna, The name of the game, moving the money from the clients pocket to your pocket. Mark Hanna, Always keep the client on the Ferris wheel.
The Wolf of Wall Street (2013) - IMDb Why why why god, why would you be so cruel as to choose a chain of fucking hibachi restaurants to take me down! Right! Jordan Belfort: I Ain't Going Anywhere! Jordan Belfort: That'd scare the shit out of me, buddy. Its not fucking real. Mark Hanna, Gotta pump those numbers up. Jordan Belfort: Exactly. Jordan Belfort: You're lookin' at me like I'm crazy. No, baby. The nice thing about being rescued by Italians is that they feed you, make you drink red wine, then you get to dance. Hey, pal. Does it even matter to you that I just had that driving range sodded with Bermuda grass, Jordan, and now you fucking wrecked it! Jordan Belfort: Naomi Lapaglia: [offers pen to Chester] The jet skis just went overboard! Yet Jordan Belfort: Do you guys not want to make money? Are you behind on you credit card bills? I'll tell you what: I'm never eating at Benihana again. Because, I mean, fuckety fuck fuck, Jordan, look at this thing! Jordan Belfort: I'm in this for the long run, you know? The year I turned 26, as the head of my own brokerage firm, I made $49 million, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week. Don't you Duchess me! Wow. Good, pick up the phone and start dialing! Absolutely not but we were making more money then we knew what to do with. Jordan Belfort, There is no such thing as bad publicity. My fucking warriors, who will not hang up the phone till their client either buys. Despite focusing on multimillionaire stockbroker Jordan Belfort (Leonardo DiCaprio . Regal Mark Hanna: Yes, I think it's true. Winners use words that say 'must' and 'will'. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Because sometime in the not-so-distant future, youre gonna be pulling up at a red light, in your beat-up old fucking Pinto, and that persons gonna be pulling up right alongside you in their brand new Porsche. A Long Island mansion featured in Martin Scorsese's 2013 film "Wolf of Wall Street" is listed for $10 million. Number one rule of Wall Street. I'm not ashamed to admit it. What? Next came the NASDAQs, who were one step down from the Blue Chips. Brad: Donnie. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Like, Run free! You know? Donnie Azoff, There was this one time I was selling pot to this Amish dude. The movie is being directed by Martin Scorsese, stars Leonardo DiCaprio, and is based on the autobiography of Wall Street castaway, Jordan Belfort. Is your landlord ready to evict you? [stands up tall, smiling] Out of respect. Donnie Azoff, Look, man a lot of having a kid or whatever takes risk, whether youre fuckin cousins or not, you know Donnie Azoff, Well, basically, you know, if the kid was retarded I would I would, you know, drive it up to the country and just like, you know, open the door and let it say Youre free now! You know? Luckily we're in first class. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Stratton Broker in a Bowtie: Give yourself no choice but to succeed. Get the freshest reviews, news, and more delivered right to your inbox! This 10-digit number is your confirmation number. You probably had to pay them in cash with your hands! The Quaalude, or lude, as it is commonly referred to, was first synthesized in 1951 by an Indian doctor - that's dots, not feathers - as a sedative, and was prescribed to stressed-out housewives with sleep disorders. I can sell anything. Cinemark We're talking about whales here, Moby fucking Dicks. Controlling the sale by keeping it on the straight line (every time the customer tries to take the . Still, give them to me young, hungry, and stupid, and in no time, I'll make 'em rich. They were drunk on youth, fueled by greed, and higher than kites., Vn ca bn l g? Jordan Belfort: It's three feet of water down there. Donnie Azoff: a depend on what exactly? It's like lasers. Daddy shouldn't waste his time. You're gonna be seeing an awful lot of this around the house. Money doesn't just buy you a better life - better food, better cars, better pussy - it also makes you a better person. Out of respect. Jordan Belfort: Where were they doing it, sweetheart? Id suggest you also read my post 33 Inspiring Jordan Belfort Quotes For Success. I have a low blood sugar thyroid thing Jordan Belfort: Donnie Azoff: They're bald - they're bald from the eyebrows down. I dont even listen to it half the time. Jordan Belfort, Every person around here, they want to get rich and they want to get rich quickly. So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. Jordan Belfort: I ask them to judge me on my losers, because I have so few. In fact, hookers were so much a part of the Stratton subculture that we classified them like publicly traded stocks: Blue Chips were considered the top-of-the-line hooker, zee crme de la crme. Baby, it gets worse. Now let's knock this motherfucker out of the park! You gotta be a fucking pal You know what, I'm gonna give you a fucking pass, just give me the case. [Naomi walks in on a gay orgy] No? The 4.95-acre equestrian estate comes with a wine cellar, a ten-stall stable, and a saltwater pool. [whispering]
Paramount Pictures - The Wolf of Wall Street Screenplay Act as if you're a wealthy man, rich already, and then you'll surely become rich. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. Exactly. Donnie Azoff: And if anyone here thinks I'm superficial or materialistic, go get a job at fucking McDonald's, 'cause that's where you fucking belong! Captain Ted Beecham: I am not gonna die sober! FUCK! Act as if you have unmatched confidence and then people will surely have confidence in you. You can give generously to your church or political party of your choice. Jordan Belfort, You wanna know what money sounds like? Because, at least as a rich man, when I have to face my problems, I show up in the back of the limo, wearing a $2000 suit and a $40,000 gold fuckin' watch. Fuzzy Bear over there? [timid] What we're gonna do is this: first we pitch 'em Disney, AT&T, IBM, blue chip stocks exclusive. Some stuff about running drugs with Rocky Aoki, you know, the founder of Benihana? The Wolf of Wall Street is a memoir by a former stockbroker and trader Jordan Belfort, first published in September 2007. He said even if you don't get convicted I've got a good chance of getting them. So I, you know, used the cousin thing as like like an in with her. Do it differently each time. Search, discover and share your favorite The Wolf Of Wall Street GIFs. Nobody - and I don't care if you're Warren Buffet or if you're Jimmy Buffet - nobody knows if a stock is going to go up, down, sideways or in circles. Naomi Lapaglia: And the problem with that is that your brain is like a computer: If you ask a question, it's programmed to respond, whether there's an answer or not. You show me a pay stub for $72,000, I quit my job right now and work for you. You wanna fuck me? I don't care whose birthday it is. Jordan Belfort: Look at this! What a fucking burden, and actually had to do some work besides swiping my fucking credit card all day? Act as if you're a wealthy man, rich already, and then you'll surely become rich. the Terms and Policies, and to receive email from Rotten Tomatoes. I'll do four grand. You think I would let my kids near you? Expensive champagne and the what, we had to buy champagne. Max Belfort: Say hi to Rocco and Rocco! You have to unlearn all the thoughts that were making you poor and replace them with new thoughts rich thoughts. Jordan Belfort, The easiest way to make money is create something of such value that everybody wants and go out and give and create value, the money comes automatically. Jordan Belfort, Money is the oxygen of capitalism and I wanna breathe more than any man alive. Jordan Belfort, Act as if! Oh no. That's who you're gonna be sitting next to! Mark Hanna: Thank you for your vote of confidence and welcome to the Investor's Center. Their fathers are douchebags, just like their fathers before them. Max Belfort: [All at once] Your email address will not be published. When you do something, you might fail. Its a place for killers. Naomi Lapaglia: I fucked up so bad. Jordan Belfort: What the fuck is that kid doing? Mark Hanna: I called him Rugrat because of his piece of shit hairpiece. In 2013 it was adapted into a movie by the same name. Jordan Belfort: Whose fucking teeth are you gonna knock in? Cause I can't keep track of your professions honey! Then came the Pink Sheet hookers, who were the lowest form of all, usually a streetwalker or the sort of low-class hooker who showed up in response to a desperate late-night phone call to a number in Screw magazine or the yellow pages. About a month later, Donnie and I decided to double team her on a Saturday afternoon while our wives were out shopping for Christmas presents. Even though I own 85% of Steve Cocksucking Motherfucking Madden Shoes, the shares were in his fucking name! Some little hooker you were fucking last night? There is no nobility in poverty. Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties. Chester Ming: Rogue wave! The name of the game, moving the money from the client's pocket to your pocket. Who is she? Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: Donnie! Trust me. Donnie and I were investing in a condominium complex in Venice. I don't love you anymore, Jordan! Do you jerk off? You know, just people say shit. Gotta pump those numbers up. The Wolf of Wall Street is a memoir by a former stockbroker and trader Jordan Belfort, first published in September 2007. Jordan Belfort: Are you sure? I mean, who the fuck wanted to live there? All the sudden I - one week - nobody had anything down there any more. Honestly, I'm not bullshitting here, this is one of the nicest boats that I've ever been on. Robbie Feinberg, the Pinhead, took five years to finish high school. That's right, out of all the Swiss bankers in Miami, it had to be him! Leah Belfort: Everybody on point! Her name was Pam and to her credit, she did have this amazing technique with this wild twisting jerk motion. Ti mun bt tay vi vn ca bn bng cch tr nn giu c. Stratton Broker in a Bowtie: But of all the drugs under God's blue heaven, here is one that is my absolute favorite. And I choose rich every fucking time. I love you. Twice a day. So It's Wolf of Wall Street, But for Learning How to Pick Up Girls Stevie Emerson 1.22M subscribers 1.6M views 2 years ago WATCH BLOOPERS FOR EVERY VIDEO. Act as if you have unmatched experience and then people will follow your advice. Its because you have not learnt enough. Act as if you have unmatched confidence and then people will surely have confidence in you. Jordan Belfort, Successful people are 100% convinced that they are masters of their own destiny, theyre not creatures of circumstance, they create circumstance, if the circumstances around them suck they change them. Jordan Belfort, I want you to back yourself into a corner. Yeah, it's getting old and decrepit. Write your name down on that napkin for me. Coming Soon. Can fucking sell anything. The property is located 25 miles from the Belmont Racetrack, a horse racing facility. It's like playing a game of chess with your own life. Copyright Fandango. Chester, who sold tires and weed. What kind of hooker takes credit cards? My lawyer said that you're going to prison for 20 years, Jordan! Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: is an initial public offering. The easiest way to make money is - create something of such value that . Jordan Belfort : [to the waiter] Oh, I'm good with water for now. Oh, Jesus Christ. My fucking warriors, who will not hang up the phone until their client either buys *or fucking dies!*. But there's a big chance, right? Stratton Oakmont Commercial: Turns out I have so much information about the stock market and Wall Street I can save the government years of heartache. Jordan Belfort: In fact, she's decided to throw them all away. Yeah. What a greek tragedy! I fucked up!
9 famous Wolf of Wall Street quotes | The Sun Of all the fucking days, she chooses today to give me blue balls. Your hair looks good. Teresa Petrillo, It was obscene, in the real world. right? Movie Info. It's his first day on Wall Street. Chester Ming: While he runs his activity with rather questionable methods, he lives a stormy relationship . Brad: Jordan Belfort: The name of the company, Aerotyne International. That's why we at Stratton Oakmont pride ourselves on being the best. Right there? I'm pretty fucking sure.
I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my "back pain", Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine Well, because it's awesome. What, you wanna go inside and blow some lines of baking powder, baking soda? FYI boys, Danielle has promised to use this $10,000 for breast implants. If you don't, you will fall out of balance, split your differential and tip the fuck over. Jordan Belfort, On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. Jordan Belfort: So, Bay Ridge, that's near Staten Island, right? Theyre not buying shit. Alden Kupferberg, Who? One fucking day, you couldn't keep it together? Jordan Belfort: Naomi Lapaglia: The movie is popular for its engaging story and its depiction of the notorious party culture. Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: Theyre wrapped in sheets. $26,000 worth of sides? Mr. Hanna, you're able to do drugs during the day and then still function, still do your job? Does your girlfriend think you're a fucking worthless loser? The wolf of Wall Street they call me! It is no matter. Naomi Lapaglia: It recounts Belfort's perspective on his career as a stockbroker in New York City and how his firm, Stratton Oakmont, engaged in rampant . Naomi Lapaglia: Did you just try to kiss me, bro? Who? That's good for me. Like, we grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know, she fucking grew up hot. Jordan Belfort: [after shipwreck] So there's a silver lining to that too, honey. Those are rookie numbers in this racket.
Act as if youre a wealthy man, rich already, and then youll surely become rich. I'm also Dutch, German, English. Brad: [masturbates to Naomi] Jordan Belfort: Once we sucker them in, we unload the dog shit. Why didn't you tell me, sweetheart? Fuck. I can't go down there, Jordan. What are you, a fucking owl? Something about laundering drug money through offshore boat racing and a guy named Rocky Aoki, you know the founder of Benihanna. I haven't eaten all day. What are all the little fuckheads doing while you're here? The show goes on! I want to make money. If anyone is gonna fuck my cousin it's gonna be me, out of out of respect, you know? Belfort was played by Leonardo DiCaprio in the film . Patrick Denham: Benihana Beni-fucking-hana? Alden Kupferberg, the Sea Otter, didn't even graduate. Why would You be so cruel as to use the king of Japanese restaurants to take me down? Jordan Belfort: Mark Hanna: Last month you were a wine connoisseur, and now youre an aspiring landscape architect, Isnt that right? Jordan Belfort, You got my money taped to your tits, honey. That's the stupidest shit I've ever heard in my fucking life! And you know something else, daddy? Don't you fucking dare! It's called cocaine. So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. Donnie Azoff: And I will make you richer than the most powerful CEO in the United States of fucking America! I was hooked in seconds. Based on Jordan Belfort's autobiography. One fucking day. Max Belfort: I do it cause I fuckin' need to. Oh, you don't love me? Back in the 1990s, Belfort ran. Huh? The captain tied you up, he almost fuckin' tasered you! I'm gonna let you in on a little secret about these telephones. You called the captain the n-word. Mark Hanna: Naomi Lapaglia: I love you so much. I mean, when she married me she knew what she was getting into, didnt she? Not Italy. Stratton Broker in a Bowtie: There is no such thing as bad publicity. Sell me that pen. Good! Jordan Belfort: Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties. Jordan Belfort:
The Wolf of Wall Street - Rotten Tomatoes The Wolf Of Wall Street earned five Oscar . I don't have jack-shit. Which meant there was only a finite amount of these things left. Donnie Azoff: I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man. With their beautiful wife by their side, who's got big voluptuous tits. Chantalle: Everybody on point! Mark Hanna: Oh my God! Naomi Lapaglia: I'm talking about this. The fucking hero I'm gonna be back at the office when the Bureau seizes this fucking boat. They're fuckin' - the things they're doing now, Pops, I mean, I mean, it's on a whole other level. What kind of person are you? Jordan Belfort: Mark Hanna: See, enough of this shit will make you invincible - able to conquer the world. Yeah I'm sure. Captain Ted Beecham: Supply and demand, my friend. [Sees Jordan snorting cocaine] [dubious] Let the consequences of failure become so dire and so unthinkable that youll have no choice but to do whatever it takes to succeed. Jordan Belfort, If you want to be rich, never give up. No, no, this can be explained. Okay? Hey Paulie, what's up? You know what? Let me tell you something else. [Wakes up on plane; finds he is restrained by a seatbelt across his chest] So if you've got a client who bought stock at 8 and now it's at 16 and he's all fucking happy, he wants to cash in and liquidate, take his fucking money and run home, you don't let him do that 'cause that would make it real. Naomi Lapaglia: Shit, I can sell lubes to a convent full of nuns, get 'em so horny they'll be fucking each other in the coffers. Technically, you do work for me. And in the case of Aerotyne, based on every technical factor out there, John, we are looking at a grand slam home run. Jordan Belfort: The image is an example of a ticket confirmation email that AMC sent you when you purchased your ticket. You have to excuse my friend. But I needn't have been. The Wolf of Wall Street streaming: where to watch online? [voice over] Fuck you! Every person around here, they want to get rich and they want to get rich quickly. And you brought in all the sides Tell him about the sides. Just give me a second. And particularly troublesome. Jesus Christ, I think you have a fuckin' drug problem. The Wolf of Wall Street: Directed by Martin Scorsese. Oh come on, baby. Naomi Lapaglia: with updates on movies, TV shows, Rotten Tomatoes podcast and more. On my Dad's side. In fact, you never did anything wrong in the first place. It's beautiful! Teresa Petrillo: There were more over here. Naomi Lapaglia: Wouldn't you like to learn how to sell it? Jordy, one of these days the chickens are gonna come home to roost. And today, you needed to clean your fishbowl, today? Sell me that pen. They all want something for nothing. Jordan Belfort, Still, give them to me young, hungry, and stupid. Tell me something I don't know, I wait all week for the fucking Equalizer and they have to fucking [picks up the phone, then calmly, in a transatlantic accent]. You could pay off your mortgage. Doesn't even matter to you! Sell that. Jordan Belfort: Look, it's a figure of fucking speech, just give me the fucking Donnie Azoff: Your profit on a mere $6,000 investment could be upwards of $60,000! the success of scorsese's wolf of wall street is that it's enjoyable to watch and it shouldnt be. Who's Venice? You know, every time someone rises up in this world, there's always gonna be some asshole trying to drag 'em down. A New York stockbroker refuses to cooperate in a large securities fraud case involving corruption on Wall Street, corporate banking world and mob infiltration. Naomi Lapaglia: Its not on the elemental chart. Many weren't happy with the ending, though it was a very accurate representation of this day and time, and falls in line with typical Scorsese films. In point of fact, The Wolf of Wall Street: WOLF OF WALL STREET:Wolf of wallstreet: Wolf of wall st {wolf of wall street}:by Jordan Belfort. They're wrapped in sheets. Jordan Belfort: